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happy birthday, gordon! (the first time you read this, at least. i know you're going to read this again, you sap.)

we've been in deep, intense queerplatonic love since a while before we became official, huh? goddd i'm glad i asked you. it's really hard to express just how much i love you, sunshine... what is there for me to say that hasn't already been said?

it baffles me how similar we are. seriously, how did i find you. SERIOUSLY!! you know what they say about lesbians? the stereotype of us falling so deep so fast and wanting to move in within a week and marrying the second person we fall in love with?!>!??!?! ITS TRUE. ITS TRUE. WE'RE THOSE LESBIANS. this is my wife DONT touch him. tshirt.

everything, everything about you is so perfect. sssoo handsome... so gorgeous... oughhh... puppy dog of the sun...

the peril of a long distance relationship is the knowledge that it'll be years before i find myself in your arms! why, why did you have to be born all the way up there while i'm all the way down here. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!