Skaute: Inspect Records
Your records are in the TROLL TOM JONES section of your room. You currently only have TWO of them.
Troll Tom Jones is your HERO. You're sure he'd make a great DAD.
You're not sure why that thought occurred to you. Dads don't even exist in your culture.
You spend a lot of time in this corner, STARING at Troll Jones in all of his GLORY. You're so glad he has no enemies and will live forever.